Madonna Fools the World

I came across a lot of articles today proclaiming that Madonna is an amazing musician and giving her all the credit for her career. I’m here to point out something that is painfully clear to anybody that is not gay or a women, Madonna is her generations version of Britney Spears. She is an overrated [...]

Weekly Dime: Scarlett Johansson

I don’t know what it is about Scarlett that drives me crazy but she has something that makes her irresistible. I tried explaining it to my friend after seeing Lost in Translation how hot she was but I could not point out one thing about her. Sure she has huge tits and a beautiful face but [...]

Hayden Panatierre Looking Hot, For Once

As you can tell by the title I’m not a big fan of Hayden panatierre but in these pics she actually looks good. I have checked the requirements to qualify as a dwarf and I’m sure that Hayden Panatierre qualifies, but in defense she is the hottest dwarf I have ever seen. The problem with [...]

Vanessa Hudgens New Album

My favorite singer is set to release a new album sometime soon. She is my favorite singer because I like sluts that send nude pictures of themselves to their “going to come out of the closet as soon as the preteen girlies forget about me” boyfriends. Tell me that she did not look smoking posing [...]

Happy Birthday Conan 04/18

Happy birthday to my favourite roberts, Eric Roberts. It must suck to be him. I heard that his sister hates him but I wouldn’t know for sure because Eric is the type of celebrity that you don’t go out of your way to do anything involving him. I also loved that one year where [...]