My favorite Legal Drug: Celebrity Scandals

For some reason I have a fascination with the lives of celebrities. Not to the extent that I want to meet them or anything, but to the extent that I love to laugh at the stupid shit that they do. So the following links are my top five celebrity fuck ups, in no particular order, that made me laugh the most:

  • This just goes to show that one of the most talented singers ever almost threw it all away because of the power of the dick. Even if that dick belonged to Bobby Brown.
  • What can I say about Kramer’s rant that hasn’t been said already, how about the first time I heard it I almost cried from laughing so hard, until I realized that he wasn’t joking. A friend of mine stopped watching Seinfeld completely I think it was a black thing. I still watch on occasion but only because George Cant-stand-ya is funny as fuck and worth the price of admission.
  • First things first, I don’t like Kanye West. I think he makes good music but none of his songs are classics. The main thing I don’t like about him is that he walks around like the world owes him something, besides the millions of dollars he’s made for making mediocre music. I do though, have to give him some credit for saying something that we were all thinking, although I think he should have expanded his statement to all minorities but then he wouldn’t have made as big of a splash. My favorite part is the look that Myers gives Kanye and the shocked expression on Chris “most overpaid actor of all time” Tuckers face. If you listen to Kanye’s first statement you can see that he is speaking off the top of his head unlike Myers who is reading script. Thank you Kanye for finally producing a classic piece of media, he should have won some kind of award.
  • I have a friend that thinks that R Kelly is a musical genius, I didn’t have the heart to tell him that Hip Hop isn’t real music, just kidding. I couldn’t argue with because anybody that videotapes themselves peeing all over an underage girl to either be a genius or mentally retarded, I don’t see R Kelly drooling on his own shoulder.
  • Pee-Wee fucking Herman. HAHAHAHA, how messed up do you have to be to decide one day that you want to go jerk off in a porn theatre. I mean you’re Pee Wee Herman if you want to get off that bad pay a hooker. I remember when I was a kid I used to watch his TV show, and then one day he no longer was on TV: I asked my mother why Pee-Wee wasn’t on the TV anymore and she gave me some bullshit answer, I still haven’t forgiven her for that.

In compiling this list I decided that I should either completely exclude Michael jackson or make the list completely about him. I have chosen option c and have decided to write a little something about the King of Pop. I want to condemn him but (and I’m stealing this from some comedian) he wrote thriller, that gives him at least one more mulligan. I almost forgot about my boy OJ, that mofo is crazy. This just goes to show that someone with huge balls doesn’t care how other people judge them, he wanted to write a book called “If I Did It“, how fucking crazy is that.

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