I was skimming through the channels this afternoon when I came across the headline about the winner of the Miss USA title, Crystal something. What the fuck were the judges thinking? Looking at the competition there were many other choices for the winner, don’t believe me check for yourself here. I know followers of the pageant would argue that it takes more then beauty to win it, to this I say get a fucking clue. It is called a beauty pageant for a reason, if the contestants needed brains they would be competing on Jeopardy. This pageant is based on a few simple tasks and those are how good these ladies look in a bathing suit, in a gown, and if they can string together enough words to form a proper sentence; and as we have seen in the past a lot of them cannot.
