Alicia Keys Looking Hot But…

Alicia Keys had an appearance on the David Letterman show sometime this week and was looking really hot but something was amiss. At first I couldn’t put my finger on it but after careful examination I came to one very special conclusion, her ass is not a problem. Alicia’s ass is stunning and by stunning I mean that I would be in that ass all night if she asked me to, rim job included. Damn, that is one fine ass. But something else was bothering me about the way she looked, her dress was so tight that it left nothing to the imagination, and don’t get me wrong she looked banging in it. And then it hit me, her itty bitty titties do not match the perfection that is the rest of her body. They look like orangutan titties and for Alicia that is a travesty. She could be the perfect woman, except for the crazed racism that she exhibits, but her titties ruin it for me. I for one am going to start an online petition demanding that Alicia get a tit job so that she can live up to her potential. She could be the total package but of course she has too much integrity and love for self to go under the knife, damn it Alicia why can’t you be a spoiled rich white girl with no self esteem, damn you Alicia, you broke my heart.

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  1. itty bitty titties do not match the perfection that is the rest of her body. They look like orangutan titties and for Alicia that is a travesty.

    youre a faggot. you have an ‘itty bitty’ dick. you need to shut the fuck up, loser. no woman has ‘itty bitty titties’. God gives ALL women BIG tits, and ALL men BIG DICKS by His grace. God gives me a BIG 18 INCH ROOT and VINE by His grace. a ‘travesty’. who the fuck do are you. like you can tell her how big her tits can be. shut up white devil. its not a ‘travesty’ its real and serious, God gives ALL of us all things by His grace. LOSER. Jesus Christ IS Almighty God manifest in the flesh, and He saves by His grace.


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