Versus: Kate Beckinsale Against Rhona Mitra

Just to get it out in the open I think I’m in love with Kate Beckinsale, but after seeing Rhona Mitra’s turn in Nip/Tuck she made a strong push for Kate’s spot. I first remember seeing Kate in Underworld and she just blew me away. She was so gorgeous in that movie that I had to watch it again and again, also I’m a sucker for cheesy vampire vs werewolves movies. I don’t remember where I first saw Rhona but I remember thinking that this girl reminded me of Kate Beckinsale. And in my small mind one Kate Beckinsale is enough. So one of them has to go and my money is on … see that is a tough choice. On the one hand you got the original smoking hot Kate, who’s body looks damn near perfect in a painted-on black leather full-body suit, got damn. And then you got Rhona Mitra, the sextress that is jumping on the Underworld bandwagon, and I’m sure that her painted-on black leather full-body suit will look just as good. I’m going with Kate Beckinsale, it was a close call but i could not turn my back on Kate, like I said before I love Kate so I’m sticking with her, you can choose who you want.

compilation of Rhona Mitra’s sexy work on Nip Tuck

Kate Beckinsale gets it on with a hybrid

Weekly Dime: Jessica Beal

Looking at this girl I am left wanting something. Maybe I want Jessica to grab me and throw me around the room as she has her way with me, she is built like a tank and we all know she can probably kick our asses. Her body might be to manly for some as she has hit the gym pretty hard, but for me all the work she has put in has been well worth it, she is smoking hot. Again I have to visit the fact that Derek “my fucking idol” Jeter has hit this along with so many other TV and movie starlets, I have one thing to say I want Jeter’s life. 

Megan Fox: Sexiest Woman in the World

I have new found respect for the readers of FHM, they have elected Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world for 2008. Don’t get me wrong I agree with that vote I am just disappointed that it took this long for her to get recognized. Like I said before she has her negative points, notably the douche she is fucking, but I am kind of disappointed that Hilary Duff broke the top 10 along with Blake Lively. Sure these girls are cute but sexy is a different story. I have actually met Hilary Duff and I don’t want to call her ugly but the word plain came to mind when I shook her hand. Megan Fox on the other hand just oozes sex and because of that, the title is well deserved and at 21 years old she has a few of these left in her. 

Megan Fox With a Fox

I will use any excuse to post pictures of Megan Fox. So when I came across these pictures of her posing with a variety of animals I jumped at the chance. So apparently she loves animals which is good because so do I, so it is now official I am the perfect man for Megan Fox, so somebody out there give her my number or give me her number, I don’t care I’m not picky. On a serious note these pictures aren’t sexy but they have Megan Fox in them which automatically makes them sexier then most pictures out there. 

I Called It, Sort of. Emma Watson Does an Upskirt

I am not going to say that I was completely right but I was pretty damn close. Not a few days past her eighteen birthday Emma Watson had a pantyless upskirt. Although she is not my flavor I know a lot of people out there are fans of her and it looks like she decided to give them a birthday gift also. I would also like to add that it should be a rule that once you turn 18 panties should be banned when you’re going clubbing, or to lunch, or walking your dog, or… well you get the idea. NSFW Images are here and here

And to tide you perverts over more pics of the night but a little safer for work

Weekend Round up: Mila Kunis and Kim Kardashian

I love the cycle of publicity that Hollywood forces down everyone’s throat. It makes instant success of the oddities that Hollywood pushes on us. But who am I to argue with a tried and true practice, so here are the pictures of Mila Kunis that were floating around the internet this past weekend, and she is looking really good:  

Another thing that caught my attention this past week was pretty decent looking pics of Kim Kardashian in ralph Magazine

 

 

Weekly Dime: Scarlett Johansson

I don’t know what it is about Scarlett that drives me crazy but she has something that makes her irresistible. I tried explaining it to my friend after seeing Lost in Translation how hot she was but I could not point out one thing about her. Sure she has huge tits and a beautiful face but thats not it, its her entire package that makes her easily one of the most beautiful women in the world. Just take a look at The Island and tell an actress that would have looked better in that movie. I can’t explain it but she is gorgeous and her stint on SNL just made my obsession grow, damn you Scarlett. 

Hayden Panatierre Looking Hot, For Once

As you can tell by the title I’m not a big fan of Hayden panatierre but in these pics she actually looks good. I have checked the requirements to qualify as a dwarf and I’m sure that Hayden Panatierre qualifies, but in defense she is the hottest dwarf I have ever seen. The problem with Hayden is that she has that body type that requires constant work to keep in shape. One bad week of bingeing and it’s all over for her, for example say that her semi-pedophile boyfriend decides to end it with her you can expect her to disappear off the map for a few weeks as plastic surgeons try and suck the fat out of her. So for probably the last time here is Hayden looking pretty good, cheers.

Vanessa Hudgens New Album

My favorite singer is set to release a new album sometime soon. She is my favorite singer because I like sluts that send nude pictures of themselves to their “going to come out of the closet as soon as the preteen girlies forget about me” boyfriends. Tell me that she did not look smoking posing in the buff? She even had the guts to try and bring the bush back, although I’m sure that she shaves it now. I know that all the tweenies are going to be hankering for her new album but I’m going to throw an idea out there. Why doesn’t Vanessa try and break into the Hip-Hop market. It would be easy, all she needs to do is have some new nude photos of herself, this time bush free, in the cd sleeves. Since she has some Spanish in her the black dudes wont think they sold out when they start buying the albums by the millions just to get at the pictures. If she did that I would reserve a dozen copies myself, because that girl is fine.

Elisha Cuthbert Turns on Maxim

The Canadian hottie who has disappeared from the face of the world, or something like that according to me, has decided to grace the cover of maxim. I guess she got tired of banging Leo’s friends and mediocre hockey players, and has decided to try her hand again at a career that was heating up before she lost her mind and began slutting it up across Hollywood. Here’s hoping that the old Elisha comes back and takes back her crown as Canada’s hottest export.