What’s That I Feel Growing?

I have recently been feeling a growing appreciation for the body of work of a Miss Gisele Bundchen. She always had her pluses but after some careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that Gisele is banging and Tom and Leonardo are some lucky s.o.b’s. What is it about Brazilian women that makes them so much better then other women. If you compare the ladies through all walks of life from the porn industry to the high fashion world, Brazilian’s seem to dominant other lesser creatures. When you have models like Lima, Ambrosio, and Gisele there really isn’t any competition. And I know that comparing pornstars to supermodels is like comparing apple’s to slightly rotten apples but I stand by my assessment that if you’re a female from Brazil you will either be a low budget porn star or a millionaire supermodel.

Alessandra Ambrosio Does Arena

The Victoria Secret Models are at it again, or to be more accurate one Victoria Secret model is at it again, Alessandra Ambrosia does a smoking hot Arena magazine shoot. I fell in love with Arena back when they convinced Jessica Beal that she was a bad girl that had to pose topless to prove something to her network, well done Arena well done indeed. And now they have done it again, they have taken Alessandra and made her look almost as hot as Adriana Lima, and that is saying something because Adriana is crazy.

Tila Tequilla Equals the American Dream

I remember stumbling across the MTV show “Shot at Love” and thinking who is this girl and why does she warrant a TV show of her own. I ended up Googling her later that day and after enjoying the work she did in the nude I decided to Wiki her and found out that she made her money with the only thing that is guaranteed to make money in this world, her tits and ass. These types of women make me feel good inside, they know that the only way that they are going to succeed in life is to play off the fantasy of men out there and guess what, it has been proven again, the bitch got her own TV show because men wanted to give it to her. These types of women usually just become strippers making more money than most of us for 6-7 years, but then get spit out by the industry looking on the outside how they feel on the inside. Give Tila credit for using the technology available to her for making her money.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Looking Very Good

The other Brazilian model is looking pretty damn good for a pregnant chick. She has that sought after glow about her. Little does she know that this is the starting stages of when most pregnant women go to shit but she is a supermodel so normal rules tend not to apply. I considered her one of my favorites in the Victoria Secret staple, Adriana Lima by far is leading, but Alessandra Ambrosio inched up a bit on the totem pole with these pics. Looking at her in the white top all that goes through my head is “fucking amazing”. I love when skinny chicks get pregnant because the first few months in they start developing all these curves that were missing before but they don’t look fat, if anything they start looking more healthy and that shit drives me wild. 

 

Sweet Mother of God!

I came across these pictures today and all I can say is Oh My God! This is girl is ridiculous. I had to do a double take at some of these pictures. How good can one girl look in an ad campaign? the answer, not that much better. Adriana has been for along time my favorite Victoria’s Secret model and this campaign shows why. Enjoy!

Gisele Does DT Magazine

Gisele is not one of my favorites when it comes to the Victoria’s Secret models but she has some pics that make her look better then all of them. Her one negative has always been her face as it is not as “pretty” as other models like Adriana Lima nor Miranda Kerr, but her body is crazy. Another detrimental move that she pulled on her part is that she is dating the overrated douche known as Tom Brady, sure he is a goodlooking guy and I’m sure that is all that she cares about but he made his fame being a little better then average QB playing in a good system and that in my books makes him one lucky mofo. So here are Gisele’s pics from that magazine spread and some other ones of her because this blog has been noticeably absent of Gisele. 

Happy Belated Birthday Miranda Kerr

This past weekend should have been turned into a world holiday or a national holiday at least because this past weekend 25 years ago Miranda Kerr was born. I just want to thank her parents for getting it on and producing the lovely specimen known as Miss Kerr. She could do nothing wrong except for her choice of men, I’m not saying that Orlando Bloom is an awful choice but any choice other then me is the wrong choice for her. So in celebration of her birthday here are some pics of her. 

Obsession of the Week: Cars and Babes Who Love Them

I was recently introduced to a dude who is a car junkie or how he puts it a gear head. This man let me drive his tuned up WRX and let me tell you there is nothing like driving a car that has such amazing power. The output that this dude tuned his car to produce is mind boggling to me. I have never had much interest in cars and even less in modifying them but this past week has put my entire belief on hold. It’s not the fact that the car has so much power because the car comes pretty much stock with a shit load of power. It doesn’t even matter that the car is expensive to begin before the extra 15 to 20 grand he put into it, all that matters is seeing a project that took him a year and a half to complete come to fruition, that my friends is the excitement of really modifying a car. The dude added close to 300 hundred HP to his car and made it look more beautiful then most luxury cars. The thing that appealed to me the most is that the man doesn’t even race his car, he began the modifications like most do, he added some rims and a new exhaust and before he knew it he was hooked. I don’t know what took him so long, I was hooked the first time I shifted out of first gear. Now I have to go purchase a beat up BMW and build it up myself. Here are some pics of the girls that crave the tuning scene.

Miranda Kerr plays with her Bra and Runs Around Naked! Got Damn!

The new Victoria Secret it girl was promoting VS’s new line of Bra’s on Thursday. according to her the new bra shapes itself around her curves, which is every mans dream but only one man’s reality right now, which makes me hate my life right now. So here are some pics of Miss Kerr playing with her favorite bra and some bonus pics courtesy of Hollywood Tuna

Back In The Day Hottie: Niki Taylor

Remember the nineties, the pinnacle of both grunge and hip-hop, the Cowboys-Niners rivalry, the Bulls domination, Canada’s first 2 world series titles, and most importantly the battle between between Cindy Crawford and Niki Taylor. I was firmly in the favor of Cindy then as I am now but I am a brown hair connoisseur and hold that preference over blondes, but now that I look more closely I have to pay respect to a beauty that she certainly is. So rejoice as this beauty once again struts her stuff.