I Hate Kanye but…

I hate Kanye with a passion and I can’t believe all of the hype that surrounds him, but I have to admire his taste in woman. Kanye recently released a “shrine” on his blog dedicated to the Australian model and Big Brother contestant Krystal Forscutt and I can’t blame him; the girl is smoking. On a side note, Australia is quickly becoming my favorite country for exporting the finest pieces of ass since brazil took the world by storm. Back to the point, criticize Kanye all you want and trust me I do all the time; he’s a bitch that complains for not getting recognition from award shows that mean little if anything. Kanye should be thanking God that Hip Hop is in the sorry state that it is or his mediocre music would not be considered as highly as it is. So in recognition of Kanye’s taste in women I present Krystal Forscutt enjoy. 

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Alicia Keys Looking Hot But…

Alicia Keys had an appearance on the David Letterman show sometime this week and was looking really hot but something was amiss. At first I couldn’t put my finger on it but after careful examination I came to one very special conclusion, her ass is not a problem. Alicia’s ass is stunning and by stunning I mean that I would be in that ass all night if she asked me to, rim job included. Damn, that is one fine ass. But something else was bothering me about the way she looked, her dress was so tight that it left nothing to the imagination, and don’t get me wrong she looked banging in it. And then it hit me, her itty bitty titties do not match the perfection that is the rest of her body. They look like orangutan titties and for Alicia that is a travesty. She could be the perfect woman, except for the crazed racism that she exhibits, but her titties ruin it for me. I for one am going to start an online petition demanding that Alicia get a tit job so that she can live up to her potential. She could be the total package but of course she has too much integrity and love for self to go under the knife, damn it Alicia why can’t you be a spoiled rich white girl with no self esteem, damn you Alicia, you broke my heart.

The Hills = Best Show on TV

I came up with an equation the other night that ranks The Hills as being the best show on TV. Listen carefully because this equation is complicated, it took me about five minutes to do the calculations and that is only because I am somewhat of a genius. It goes a little something like this, Lauren + Audrina + Whitney + Heidi – Lauren’s friend/ male douches = Best Show on TV. Now let me explain the way I came up with this, I was flipping through the channels when Audrina and Lauren caught my eye, they aren’t that hot but they do rank as solid 8 out 10’s. So I began thinking back, how many shows feature so many girls that I would throw it to? The answer not many, in fact I can’t think of a show that is about nothing that has so many girls that I would bang. And on the plus side sometimes those douches that nail the girls on the show say something funny that justifies them being on the show, other then teaching men everywhere how to treat spoiled rich girls, for the layman that is treat them like shit and they will always come back for more.

**update: on second thought after quickly scanning the photos below I have downgraded my initial rating of an 8 to between a 7-7.5; still equals best show ever though

Alessandra Ambrosio Does Arena

The Victoria Secret Models are at it again, or to be more accurate one Victoria Secret model is at it again, Alessandra Ambrosia does a smoking hot Arena magazine shoot. I fell in love with Arena back when they convinced Jessica Beal that she was a bad girl that had to pose topless to prove something to her network, well done Arena well done indeed. And now they have done it again, they have taken Alessandra and made her look almost as hot as Adriana Lima, and that is saying something because Adriana is crazy.

Tila Tequilla Equals the American Dream

I remember stumbling across the MTV show “Shot at Love” and thinking who is this girl and why does she warrant a TV show of her own. I ended up Googling her later that day and after enjoying the work she did in the nude I decided to Wiki her and found out that she made her money with the only thing that is guaranteed to make money in this world, her tits and ass. These types of women make me feel good inside, they know that the only way that they are going to succeed in life is to play off the fantasy of men out there and guess what, it has been proven again, the bitch got her own TV show because men wanted to give it to her. These types of women usually just become strippers making more money than most of us for 6-7 years, but then get spit out by the industry looking on the outside how they feel on the inside. Give Tila credit for using the technology available to her for making her money.

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Versus: Kate Beckinsale Against Rhona Mitra

Just to get it out in the open I think I’m in love with Kate Beckinsale, but after seeing Rhona Mitra’s turn in Nip/Tuck she made a strong push for Kate’s spot. I first remember seeing Kate in Underworld and she just blew me away. She was so gorgeous in that movie that I had to watch it again and again, also I’m a sucker for cheesy vampire vs werewolves movies. I don’t remember where I first saw Rhona but I remember thinking that this girl reminded me of Kate Beckinsale. And in my small mind one Kate Beckinsale is enough. So one of them has to go and my money is on … see that is a tough choice. On the one hand you got the original smoking hot Kate, who’s body looks damn near perfect in a painted-on black leather full-body suit, got damn. And then you got Rhona Mitra, the sextress that is jumping on the Underworld bandwagon, and I’m sure that her painted-on black leather full-body suit will look just as good. I’m going with Kate Beckinsale, it was a close call but i could not turn my back on Kate, like I said before I love Kate so I’m sticking with her, you can choose who you want.

compilation of Rhona Mitra’s sexy work on Nip Tuck

Kate Beckinsale gets it on with a hybrid

Weekend Review: From Keeley to the Hottest Student Ever

The weekend review has a new look to it. I have decided to add some links because everybody likes links. Plus it is easier then uploading all the shit on the net, that motherfucker is big. but starting off first I’ve got to say that the pictures of Kim Kardashian withnout make-up do not look that bad. I can imagine meeting a girl that looks like Paris Hilton at a bar and after a few beers she might even look good enough to take home: I could also imagine having to bite my arm off at the shoulder when I wake up beside that horrid beast when the make-up is rubbed all over my pillows and sheets and the beer has worn off. Now Kim Kardashian is a face that I wouldn’t mind waking up to, now the only problem I have is finding a way to get her off the black cock (looking down), never mind.

I would also like to say that the US government said a big “Fuck You” to my man Wesley Snipes. Although not the best actor he was always an above average action star and it crazy that he has to spend 3 years in Jail. So long hombre.

And for the girl that drove me wild for about a week after I saw her in Wild Things, Denise Richards was looking hot for a fifty year old, wait she’s how old, never mind that she is still hot.

 

She’s back, Keeley Hazel showing the younger sluts how its done

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I wish girls looked like this when I went to College

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This Girl was rated number 7 in the world, WTF???

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The fucker who laughed in every SNL skit gets a job

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Amy “looks like death itself” Winehouse has juice now

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Alicia Keys is a sexy racist

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John Travolta is forced out of the closet by his mustache

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