Happy Belated Birthday Miranda Kerr

This past weekend should have been turned into a world holiday or a national holiday at least because this past weekend 25 years ago Miranda Kerr was born. I just want to thank her parents for getting it on and producing the lovely specimen known as Miss Kerr. She could do nothing wrong except for her choice of men, I’m not saying that Orlando Bloom is an awful choice but any choice other then me is the wrong choice for her. So in celebration of her birthday here are some pics of her. 

Happy Birthday Conan 04/18

Happy birthday to my favourite roberts, Eric Roberts. It must suck to be him. I heard that his sister hates him but I wouldn’t know for sure because Eric is the type of celebrity that you don’t go out of your way to do anything involving him. I also loved that one year where he starred in half a dozen music videos for random artists. Good job on using the name that your sister made for you. Just kidding Eric I always thought that you were the more talented roberts and just for fun I went out of my way and found this youtube video. I have changed my mind, it sucks to be Eric roberts but it really blows to be a true Eric Roberts fan.

Now for a happier tune. Happy Birthday to a true comedic genius Mr. Conan Obrien, I cant wait for that chin to leave NBC and be replaced by the only funny thing that NBC has aired since Seinfeld was canceled. So Happy birthday to you Conan, you red headed bastard.

Happy Birthday Alessandra Ambrosia

This is a sad day for men every where. Alessandra Ambrosia has gained another year and men everywhere have come one year closer to losing her looks. Every year that passes is another year closer to her losing the contract with Victoria Secret and having her name added to the list of forgotten models. But no tears are necessary she is only 27 and has at least a few more years at the top of the modeling game. Now lets pay homage to her body of work (pun intended).