Weekly Dime: Jessica Beal

Looking at this girl I am left wanting something. Maybe I want Jessica to grab me and throw me around the room as she has her way with me, she is built like a tank and we all know she can probably kick our asses. Her body might be to manly for some as she has hit the gym pretty hard, but for me all the work she has put in has been well worth it, she is smoking hot. Again I have to visit the fact that Derek “my fucking idol” Jeter has hit this along with so many other TV and movie starlets, I have one thing to say I want Jeter’s life. 

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Britney Spears on the Comback Trail

I saw something today that gave me hope for a better world. I came across pics of Britney Spears at the beach. Now she isn’t much to look at now but if the news reports are to be believed she is working hard to get back into shape. I remember Britney back when she first came out and she was gorgeous, I always prayed for images of her to get leaked without any clothes on, lo and behold my prayers were answered but what I saw was some sort of sick joke. She looked nothing like I imagined, she had let herself go and looked like 90% of the female population, fat and ugly. But after hearing this news about her getting back in shape my prayers have a second chance of getting answered and this time I hope that the images are more pleasing to the senses. 

Alessandra Ambrosio Looking Very Good

The other Brazilian model is looking pretty damn good for a pregnant chick. She has that sought after glow about her. Little does she know that this is the starting stages of when most pregnant women go to shit but she is a supermodel so normal rules tend not to apply. I considered her one of my favorites in the Victoria Secret staple, Adriana Lima by far is leading, but Alessandra Ambrosio inched up a bit on the totem pole with these pics. Looking at her in the white top all that goes through my head is “fucking amazing”. I love when skinny chicks get pregnant because the first few months in they start developing all these curves that were missing before but they don’t look fat, if anything they start looking more healthy and that shit drives me wild. 

 

Megan Fox: Sexiest Woman in the World

I have new found respect for the readers of FHM, they have elected Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world for 2008. Don’t get me wrong I agree with that vote I am just disappointed that it took this long for her to get recognized. Like I said before she has her negative points, notably the douche she is fucking, but I am kind of disappointed that Hilary Duff broke the top 10 along with Blake Lively. Sure these girls are cute but sexy is a different story. I have actually met Hilary Duff and I don’t want to call her ugly but the word plain came to mind when I shook her hand. Megan Fox on the other hand just oozes sex and because of that, the title is well deserved and at 21 years old she has a few of these left in her. 

Gisele Does DT Magazine

Gisele is not one of my favorites when it comes to the Victoria’s Secret models but she has some pics that make her look better then all of them. Her one negative has always been her face as it is not as “pretty” as other models like Adriana Lima nor Miranda Kerr, but her body is crazy. Another detrimental move that she pulled on her part is that she is dating the overrated douche known as Tom Brady, sure he is a goodlooking guy and I’m sure that is all that she cares about but he made his fame being a little better then average QB playing in a good system and that in my books makes him one lucky mofo. So here are Gisele’s pics from that magazine spread and some other ones of her because this blog has been noticeably absent of Gisele. 

Most Overrated Sex Symbol: Paris Hilton

It is no secret that I despise Paris Hilton and all of the attention that she gets. I think the girl is average at best and thats only because she is such a slut. Its a known fact that an average looking girl can climb a few points higher if and when she becomes a slut, because lets face it, sluts are in high demand. That is a reason that strip clubs are so big, girls with shitty self esteem slut it up and get the attention that they want. Of course its funny that the only attention that they get is from men with such low confidence that they have to pay for a woman to sit and talk to them, wink wink.

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Fergie’s Bikini Clad Body is Banging

I never really thought that fergie was that attractive even in her heyday where the Black Eyed Peas were everywhere and she was on every magazine cover. I do though have to admit that she can rock a bikini like few people can. Her body is crazy. She has just enough meat on her where you can picture yourself taking the girl for a ride and not have to worry about her telling you to be more gentle. Fergie looks like the type of girl that loves aggressive sex that borders on violent, and I am a fan of that it would get old eventually but the ride would be something that wet dreams are made of. Continue reading