The Hills = Best Show on TV

I came up with an equation the other night that ranks The Hills as being the best show on TV. Listen carefully because this equation is complicated, it took me about five minutes to do the calculations and that is only because I am somewhat of a genius. It goes a little something like this, Lauren + Audrina + Whitney + Heidi – Lauren’s friend/ male douches = Best Show on TV. Now let me explain the way I came up with this, I was flipping through the channels when Audrina and Lauren caught my eye, they aren’t that hot but they do rank as solid 8 out 10’s. So I began thinking back, how many shows feature so many girls that I would throw it to? The answer not many, in fact I can’t think of a show that is about nothing that has so many girls that I would bang. And on the plus side sometimes those douches that nail the girls on the show say something funny that justifies them being on the show, other then teaching men everywhere how to treat spoiled rich girls, for the layman that is treat them like shit and they will always come back for more.

**update: on second thought after quickly scanning the photos below I have downgraded my initial rating of an 8 to between a 7-7.5; still equals best show ever though

Versus: Kate Beckinsale Against Rhona Mitra

Just to get it out in the open I think I’m in love with Kate Beckinsale, but after seeing Rhona Mitra’s turn in Nip/Tuck she made a strong push for Kate’s spot. I first remember seeing Kate in Underworld and she just blew me away. She was so gorgeous in that movie that I had to watch it again and again, also I’m a sucker for cheesy vampire vs werewolves movies. I don’t remember where I first saw Rhona but I remember thinking that this girl reminded me of Kate Beckinsale. And in my small mind one Kate Beckinsale is enough. So one of them has to go and my money is on … see that is a tough choice. On the one hand you got the original smoking hot Kate, who’s body looks damn near perfect in a painted-on black leather full-body suit, got damn. And then you got Rhona Mitra, the sextress that is jumping on the Underworld bandwagon, and I’m sure that her painted-on black leather full-body suit will look just as good. I’m going with Kate Beckinsale, it was a close call but i could not turn my back on Kate, like I said before I love Kate so I’m sticking with her, you can choose who you want.

compilation of Rhona Mitra’s sexy work on Nip Tuck

Kate Beckinsale gets it on with a hybrid

Megan Fox: Sexiest Woman in the World

I have new found respect for the readers of FHM, they have elected Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world for 2008. Don’t get me wrong I agree with that vote I am just disappointed that it took this long for her to get recognized. Like I said before she has her negative points, notably the douche she is fucking, but I am kind of disappointed that Hilary Duff broke the top 10 along with Blake Lively. Sure these girls are cute but sexy is a different story. I have actually met Hilary Duff and I don’t want to call her ugly but the word plain came to mind when I shook her hand. Megan Fox on the other hand just oozes sex and because of that, the title is well deserved and at 21 years old she has a few of these left in her. 

Gisele Does DT Magazine

Gisele is not one of my favorites when it comes to the Victoria’s Secret models but she has some pics that make her look better then all of them. Her one negative has always been her face as it is not as “pretty” as other models like Adriana Lima nor Miranda Kerr, but her body is crazy. Another detrimental move that she pulled on her part is that she is dating the overrated douche known as Tom Brady, sure he is a goodlooking guy and I’m sure that is all that she cares about but he made his fame being a little better then average QB playing in a good system and that in my books makes him one lucky mofo. So here are Gisele’s pics from that magazine spread and some other ones of her because this blog has been noticeably absent of Gisele. 

I Called It, Sort of. Emma Watson Does an Upskirt

I am not going to say that I was completely right but I was pretty damn close. Not a few days past her eighteen birthday Emma Watson had a pantyless upskirt. Although she is not my flavor I know a lot of people out there are fans of her and it looks like she decided to give them a birthday gift also. I would also like to add that it should be a rule that once you turn 18 panties should be banned when you’re going clubbing, or to lunch, or walking your dog, or… well you get the idea. NSFW Images are here and here

And to tide you perverts over more pics of the night but a little safer for work

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