Versus: Kate Beckinsale Against Rhona Mitra

Just to get it out in the open I think I’m in love with Kate Beckinsale, but after seeing Rhona Mitra’s turn in Nip/Tuck she made a strong push for Kate’s spot. I first remember seeing Kate in Underworld and she just blew me away. She was so gorgeous in that movie that I had to watch it again and again, also I’m a sucker for cheesy vampire vs werewolves movies. I don’t remember where I first saw Rhona but I remember thinking that this girl reminded me of Kate Beckinsale. And in my small mind one Kate Beckinsale is enough. So one of them has to go and my money is on … see that is a tough choice. On the one hand you got the original smoking hot Kate, who’s body looks damn near perfect in a painted-on black leather full-body suit, got damn. And then you got Rhona Mitra, the sextress that is jumping on the Underworld bandwagon, and I’m sure that her painted-on black leather full-body suit will look just as good. I’m going with Kate Beckinsale, it was a close call but i could not turn my back on Kate, like I said before I love Kate so I’m sticking with her, you can choose who you want.

compilation of Rhona Mitra’s sexy work on Nip Tuck

Kate Beckinsale gets it on with a hybrid

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Weekend Review: From Keeley to the Hottest Student Ever

The weekend review has a new look to it. I have decided to add some links because everybody likes links. Plus it is easier then uploading all the shit on the net, that motherfucker is big. but starting off first I’ve got to say that the pictures of Kim Kardashian withnout make-up do not look that bad. I can imagine meeting a girl that looks like Paris Hilton at a bar and after a few beers she might even look good enough to take home: I could also imagine having to bite my arm off at the shoulder when I wake up beside that horrid beast when the make-up is rubbed all over my pillows and sheets and the beer has worn off. Now Kim Kardashian is a face that I wouldn’t mind waking up to, now the only problem I have is finding a way to get her off the black cock (looking down), never mind.

I would also like to say that the US government said a big “Fuck You” to my man Wesley Snipes. Although not the best actor he was always an above average action star and it crazy that he has to spend 3 years in Jail. So long hombre.

And for the girl that drove me wild for about a week after I saw her in Wild Things, Denise Richards was looking hot for a fifty year old, wait she’s how old, never mind that she is still hot.

 

She’s back, Keeley Hazel showing the younger sluts how its done

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I wish girls looked like this when I went to College

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This Girl was rated number 7 in the world, WTF???

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The fucker who laughed in every SNL skit gets a job

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Amy “looks like death itself” Winehouse has juice now

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Alicia Keys is a sexy racist

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John Travolta is forced out of the closet by his mustache

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Obsession of the Week: Cars and Babes Who Love Them

I was recently introduced to a dude who is a car junkie or how he puts it a gear head. This man let me drive his tuned up WRX and let me tell you there is nothing like driving a car that has such amazing power. The output that this dude tuned his car to produce is mind boggling to me. I have never had much interest in cars and even less in modifying them but this past week has put my entire belief on hold. It’s not the fact that the car has so much power because the car comes pretty much stock with a shit load of power. It doesn’t even matter that the car is expensive to begin before the extra 15 to 20 grand he put into it, all that matters is seeing a project that took him a year and a half to complete come to fruition, that my friends is the excitement of really modifying a car. The dude added close to 300 hundred HP to his car and made it look more beautiful then most luxury cars. The thing that appealed to me the most is that the man doesn’t even race his car, he began the modifications like most do, he added some rims and a new exhaust and before he knew it he was hooked. I don’t know what took him so long, I was hooked the first time I shifted out of first gear. Now I have to go purchase a beat up BMW and build it up myself. Here are some pics of the girls that crave the tuning scene.

Most Overrated Sex symbol: Maria Sharapova

In a new weekly column I have created I have chosen to focus my attentions on the worlds most overrated sex symbols. My first choice is non-other than tennis sweetheart Maria Sharapova. Lets be reasonable, no she is not ugly, she has a killer body, but she is far from gorgeous. She is a poor man’s Anna. The only reason that she is getting any attention is that she came in when the female tennis world was being dominated by dogs. Ever since the early 2000, there had been no female tennis player ranked no. 1 that could even be remotely classified as hot. Continue reading

Miranda Kerr Goes See Through

My favourite company has done it again. Or they have not but some one that works for them has. That’s right, VS model Miranda Kerr has posed in a see through dress for all to enjoy, I debated whether I should post the pics, here is my train of thought; VS model = hot, Miranda Kerr = hot,  boobs = good, Miranda Kerr’s boobs = very good, nipple showing = porn, Porn = cant show, Miranda Kerr = model, Model = professional photographer, pro photographer = artform, art = valid excuse to show pics. Enjoy!

 

Miss USA 2008, WTF???

I was skimming through the channels this afternoon when I came across the headline about the winner of the Miss USA title, Crystal something. What the fuck were the judges thinking? Looking at the competition there were many other choices for the winner, don’t believe me check for yourself here. I know followers of the pageant would argue that it takes more then beauty to win it, to this I say get a fucking clue. It is called a beauty pageant for a reason, if the contestants needed brains they would be competing on Jeopardy. This pageant is based on a few simple tasks and those are how good these ladies look in a bathing suit, in a gown, and if they can string together enough words to form a proper sentence; and as we have seen in the past a lot of them cannot.

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