Alicia Keys Looking Hot But…

Alicia Keys had an appearance on the David Letterman show sometime this week and was looking really hot but something was amiss. At first I couldn’t put my finger on it but after careful examination I came to one very special conclusion, her ass is not a problem. Alicia’s ass is stunning and by stunning I mean that I would be in that ass all night if she asked me to, rim job included. Damn, that is one fine ass. But something else was bothering me about the way she looked, her dress was so tight that it left nothing to the imagination, and don’t get me wrong she looked banging in it. And then it hit me, her itty bitty titties do not match the perfection that is the rest of her body. They look like orangutan titties and for Alicia that is a travesty. She could be the perfect woman, except for the crazed racism that she exhibits, but her titties ruin it for me. I for one am going to start an online petition demanding that Alicia get a tit job so that she can live up to her potential. She could be the total package but of course she has too much integrity and love for self to go under the knife, damn it Alicia why can’t you be a spoiled rich white girl with no self esteem, damn you Alicia, you broke my heart.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Arena

The Victoria Secret Models are at it again, or to be more accurate one Victoria Secret model is at it again, Alessandra Ambrosia does a smoking hot Arena magazine shoot. I fell in love with Arena back when they convinced Jessica Beal that she was a bad girl that had to pose topless to prove something to her network, well done Arena well done indeed. And now they have done it again, they have taken Alessandra and made her look almost as hot as Adriana Lima, and that is saying something because Adriana is crazy.

Versus: Kate Beckinsale Against Rhona Mitra

Just to get it out in the open I think I’m in love with Kate Beckinsale, but after seeing Rhona Mitra’s turn in Nip/Tuck she made a strong push for Kate’s spot. I first remember seeing Kate in Underworld and she just blew me away. She was so gorgeous in that movie that I had to watch it again and again, also I’m a sucker for cheesy vampire vs werewolves movies. I don’t remember where I first saw Rhona but I remember thinking that this girl reminded me of Kate Beckinsale. And in my small mind one Kate Beckinsale is enough. So one of them has to go and my money is on … see that is a tough choice. On the one hand you got the original smoking hot Kate, who’s body looks damn near perfect in a painted-on black leather full-body suit, got damn. And then you got Rhona Mitra, the sextress that is jumping on the Underworld bandwagon, and I’m sure that her painted-on black leather full-body suit will look just as good. I’m going with Kate Beckinsale, it was a close call but i could not turn my back on Kate, like I said before I love Kate so I’m sticking with her, you can choose who you want.

compilation of Rhona Mitra’s sexy work on Nip Tuck

Kate Beckinsale gets it on with a hybrid

Weekly Dime: Jessica Beal

Looking at this girl I am left wanting something. Maybe I want Jessica to grab me and throw me around the room as she has her way with me, she is built like a tank and we all know she can probably kick our asses. Her body might be to manly for some as she has hit the gym pretty hard, but for me all the work she has put in has been well worth it, she is smoking hot. Again I have to visit the fact that Derek “my fucking idol” Jeter has hit this along with so many other TV and movie starlets, I have one thing to say I want Jeter’s life. 

Britney Spears on the Comback Trail

I saw something today that gave me hope for a better world. I came across pics of Britney Spears at the beach. Now she isn’t much to look at now but if the news reports are to be believed she is working hard to get back into shape. I remember Britney back when she first came out and she was gorgeous, I always prayed for images of her to get leaked without any clothes on, lo and behold my prayers were answered but what I saw was some sort of sick joke. She looked nothing like I imagined, she had let herself go and looked like 90% of the female population, fat and ugly. But after hearing this news about her getting back in shape my prayers have a second chance of getting answered and this time I hope that the images are more pleasing to the senses. 

Alessandra Ambrosio Looking Very Good

The other Brazilian model is looking pretty damn good for a pregnant chick. She has that sought after glow about her. Little does she know that this is the starting stages of when most pregnant women go to shit but she is a supermodel so normal rules tend not to apply. I considered her one of my favorites in the Victoria Secret staple, Adriana Lima by far is leading, but Alessandra Ambrosio inched up a bit on the totem pole with these pics. Looking at her in the white top all that goes through my head is “fucking amazing”. I love when skinny chicks get pregnant because the first few months in they start developing all these curves that were missing before but they don’t look fat, if anything they start looking more healthy and that shit drives me wild. 

 

Sweet Mother of God!

I came across these pictures today and all I can say is Oh My God! This is girl is ridiculous. I had to do a double take at some of these pictures. How good can one girl look in an ad campaign? the answer, not that much better. Adriana has been for along time my favorite Victoria’s Secret model and this campaign shows why. Enjoy!

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