Why Won’t Vanessa Grow Up?

I have somewhat of an easy question to ask. Why won’t Vanessa grow up? The Vanessa I am referring to is none other then Miss Hudgens. I had never even heard of the girl before I stumbled upon her self taken masterpieces. I have never been as turned on or as ashamed before. On second thought having a hard on and being ashamed seem to fall hand in hand for me. I’m kidding I’m packing serious equipment, trust me. But I digress, Vanessa has been seen doing her costar favors by parading around town with him acting like she lets him in between her thighs. Come on Vanessa who are you kidding? pretending that your having sex with a dude so that everybody would think he is straight is so high school, grow up. Get with a man that would know what to do with your body. I myself would like to see you give Ving Rahmes a chance but I think that cruel and unusual punishment is still illegal in every state except Texas, what a confused piece of land that is. Either way, back to Vanessa that is letting her tight little body go to waste by pretending to hook up with a fairy. I have nothing against gay people, my fathers gay, but it ticks me off a little that one of them is holding such a fine piece of ass away from us heterosexuals. And by heterosexuals I mean guys that look like models and turn down sex because they can and not because their performance is inadequate and they are afraid that the girl would laugh at them. I’m just saying.

Heres my babe:

Happy Belated Birthday Miranda Kerr

This past weekend should have been turned into a world holiday or a national holiday at least because this past weekend 25 years ago Miranda Kerr was born. I just want to thank her parents for getting it on and producing the lovely specimen known as Miss Kerr. She could do nothing wrong except for her choice of men, I’m not saying that Orlando Bloom is an awful choice but any choice other then me is the wrong choice for her. So in celebration of her birthday here are some pics of her. 

Fergie’s Bikini Clad Body is Banging

I never really thought that fergie was that attractive even in her heyday where the Black Eyed Peas were everywhere and she was on every magazine cover. I do though have to admit that she can rock a bikini like few people can. Her body is crazy. She has just enough meat on her where you can picture yourself taking the girl for a ride and not have to worry about her telling you to be more gentle. Fergie looks like the type of girl that loves aggressive sex that borders on violent, and I am a fan of that it would get old eventually but the ride would be something that wet dreams are made of. Continue reading

Most Overrated Sex symbol: Maria Sharapova

In a new weekly column I have created I have chosen to focus my attentions on the worlds most overrated sex symbols. My first choice is non-other than tennis sweetheart Maria Sharapova. Lets be reasonable, no she is not ugly, she has a killer body, but she is far from gorgeous. She is a poor man’s Anna. The only reason that she is getting any attention is that she came in when the female tennis world was being dominated by dogs. Ever since the early 2000, there had been no female tennis player ranked no. 1 that could even be remotely classified as hot. Continue reading