Weekend Review: From Keeley to the Hottest Student Ever

The weekend review has a new look to it. I have decided to add some links because everybody likes links. Plus it is easier then uploading all the shit on the net, that motherfucker is big. but starting off first I’ve got to say that the pictures of Kim Kardashian withnout make-up do not look that bad. I can imagine meeting a girl that looks like Paris Hilton at a bar and after a few beers she might even look good enough to take home: I could also imagine having to bite my arm off at the shoulder when I wake up beside that horrid beast when the make-up is rubbed all over my pillows and sheets and the beer has worn off. Now Kim Kardashian is a face that I wouldn’t mind waking up to, now the only problem I have is finding a way to get her off the black cock (looking down), never mind.

I would also like to say that the US government said a big “Fuck You” to my man Wesley Snipes. Although not the best actor he was always an above average action star and it crazy that he has to spend 3 years in Jail. So long hombre.

And for the girl that drove me wild for about a week after I saw her in Wild Things, Denise Richards was looking hot for a fifty year old, wait she’s how old, never mind that she is still hot.

 

She’s back, Keeley Hazel showing the younger sluts how its done

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I wish girls looked like this when I went to College

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This Girl was rated number 7 in the world, WTF???

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The fucker who laughed in every SNL skit gets a job

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Amy “looks like death itself” Winehouse has juice now

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Alicia Keys is a sexy racist

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John Travolta is forced out of the closet by his mustache

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Happy Birthday Conan 04/18

Happy birthday to my favourite roberts, Eric Roberts. It must suck to be him. I heard that his sister hates him but I wouldn’t know for sure because Eric is the type of celebrity that you don’t go out of your way to do anything involving him. I also loved that one year where he starred in half a dozen music videos for random artists. Good job on using the name that your sister made for you. Just kidding Eric I always thought that you were the more talented roberts and just for fun I went out of my way and found this youtube video. I have changed my mind, it sucks to be Eric roberts but it really blows to be a true Eric Roberts fan.

Now for a happier tune. Happy Birthday to a true comedic genius Mr. Conan Obrien, I cant wait for that chin to leave NBC and be replaced by the only funny thing that NBC has aired since Seinfeld was canceled. So Happy birthday to you Conan, you red headed bastard.