Weekly Dime: Jessica Beal

Looking at this girl I am left wanting something. Maybe I want Jessica to grab me and throw me around the room as she has her way with me, she is built like a tank and we all know she can probably kick our asses. Her body might be to manly for some as she has hit the gym pretty hard, but for me all the work she has put in has been well worth it, she is smoking hot. Again I have to visit the fact that Derek “my fucking idol” Jeter has hit this along with so many other TV and movie starlets, I have one thing to say I want Jeter’s life. 

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Britney Spears on the Comback Trail

I saw something today that gave me hope for a better world. I came across pics of Britney Spears at the beach. Now she isn’t much to look at now but if the news reports are to be believed she is working hard to get back into shape. I remember Britney back when she first came out and she was gorgeous, I always prayed for images of her to get leaked without any clothes on, lo and behold my prayers were answered but what I saw was some sort of sick joke. She looked nothing like I imagined, she had let herself go and looked like 90% of the female population, fat and ugly. But after hearing this news about her getting back in shape my prayers have a second chance of getting answered and this time I hope that the images are more pleasing to the senses. 

Sweet Mother of God!

I came across these pictures today and all I can say is Oh My God! This is girl is ridiculous. I had to do a double take at some of these pictures. How good can one girl look in an ad campaign? the answer, not that much better. Adriana has been for along time my favorite Victoria’s Secret model and this campaign shows why. Enjoy!

Megan Fox: Sexiest Woman in the World

I have new found respect for the readers of FHM, they have elected Megan Fox as the sexiest woman in the world for 2008. Don’t get me wrong I agree with that vote I am just disappointed that it took this long for her to get recognized. Like I said before she has her negative points, notably the douche she is fucking, but I am kind of disappointed that Hilary Duff broke the top 10 along with Blake Lively. Sure these girls are cute but sexy is a different story. I have actually met Hilary Duff and I don’t want to call her ugly but the word plain came to mind when I shook her hand. Megan Fox on the other hand just oozes sex and because of that, the title is well deserved and at 21 years old she has a few of these left in her. 

Gisele Does DT Magazine

Gisele is not one of my favorites when it comes to the Victoria’s Secret models but she has some pics that make her look better then all of them. Her one negative has always been her face as it is not as “pretty” as other models like Adriana Lima nor Miranda Kerr, but her body is crazy. Another detrimental move that she pulled on her part is that she is dating the overrated douche known as Tom Brady, sure he is a goodlooking guy and I’m sure that is all that she cares about but he made his fame being a little better then average QB playing in a good system and that in my books makes him one lucky mofo. So here are Gisele’s pics from that magazine spread and some other ones of her because this blog has been noticeably absent of Gisele. 

Happy Belated Birthday Miranda Kerr

This past weekend should have been turned into a world holiday or a national holiday at least because this past weekend 25 years ago Miranda Kerr was born. I just want to thank her parents for getting it on and producing the lovely specimen known as Miss Kerr. She could do nothing wrong except for her choice of men, I’m not saying that Orlando Bloom is an awful choice but any choice other then me is the wrong choice for her. So in celebration of her birthday here are some pics of her. 

Megan Fox With a Fox

I will use any excuse to post pictures of Megan Fox. So when I came across these pictures of her posing with a variety of animals I jumped at the chance. So apparently she loves animals which is good because so do I, so it is now official I am the perfect man for Megan Fox, so somebody out there give her my number or give me her number, I don’t care I’m not picky. On a serious note these pictures aren’t sexy but they have Megan Fox in them which automatically makes them sexier then most pictures out there.