Why Won’t Vanessa Grow Up?

I have somewhat of an easy question to ask. Why won’t Vanessa grow up? The Vanessa I am referring to is none other then Miss Hudgens. I had never even heard of the girl before I stumbled upon her self taken masterpieces. I have never been as turned on or as ashamed before. On second thought having a hard on and being ashamed seem to fall hand in hand for me. I’m kidding I’m packing serious equipment, trust me. But I digress, Vanessa has been seen doing her costar favors by parading around town with him acting like she lets him in between her thighs. Come on Vanessa who are you kidding? pretending that your having sex with a dude so that everybody would think he is straight is so high school, grow up. Get with a man that would know what to do with your body. I myself would like to see you give Ving Rahmes a chance but I think that cruel and unusual punishment is still illegal in every state except Texas, what a confused piece of land that is. Either way, back to Vanessa that is letting her tight little body go to waste by pretending to hook up with a fairy. I have nothing against gay people, my fathers gay, but it ticks me off a little that one of them is holding such a fine piece of ass away from us heterosexuals. And by heterosexuals I mean guys that look like models and turn down sex because they can and not because their performance is inadequate and they are afraid that the girl would laugh at them. I’m just saying.

Heres my babe:

Weekend Review: From Keeley to the Hottest Student Ever

The weekend review has a new look to it. I have decided to add some links because everybody likes links. Plus it is easier then uploading all the shit on the net, that motherfucker is big. but starting off first I’ve got to say that the pictures of Kim Kardashian withnout make-up do not look that bad. I can imagine meeting a girl that looks like Paris Hilton at a bar and after a few beers she might even look good enough to take home: I could also imagine having to bite my arm off at the shoulder when I wake up beside that horrid beast when the make-up is rubbed all over my pillows and sheets and the beer has worn off. Now Kim Kardashian is a face that I wouldn’t mind waking up to, now the only problem I have is finding a way to get her off the black cock (looking down), never mind.

I would also like to say that the US government said a big “Fuck You” to my man Wesley Snipes. Although not the best actor he was always an above average action star and it crazy that he has to spend 3 years in Jail. So long hombre.

And for the girl that drove me wild for about a week after I saw her in Wild Things, Denise Richards was looking hot for a fifty year old, wait she’s how old, never mind that she is still hot.

 

She’s back, Keeley Hazel showing the younger sluts how its done

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I wish girls looked like this when I went to College

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This Girl was rated number 7 in the world, WTF???

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The fucker who laughed in every SNL skit gets a job

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Amy “looks like death itself” Winehouse has juice now

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Alicia Keys is a sexy racist

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John Travolta is forced out of the closet by his mustache

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