The Greatest Place on Earth

Well, this past week I went to what has become my wonderland. You know how kids love amusement parks well, the clubs have become my amusement park. And let me get this straight, I well defend the honor of any dancer to anybody, well not any dancer but most of them. You will run into your fair share of pimped-out, coked-out hustlers but those are easy to spot and easy to avoid. One rule I like to use is if the girl is white and has those tacky press on nails that are three inches long and she wears some sort of chain then you know to stay away. The funny thing is that these girls are so bad at there job that there really is no point in taking them to the back anyways. 

Can someone please explain to me why people decide that when two people are smoking outside that they can open up to all the perverted things that they do at strip clubs. I do not want to hear what girl sucked you off at the back or how much you paid for that service. I also do not want to hear about the threesome that cost you a weeks pay or how much money a girl hustled you for. Get this straight, dancers are there for one purpose and that is to make as much money as possible. It is an unfortunate side of the business but a lot of these girls are being beaten and fed drugs to keep them as amicable as possible.

One of the funniest things that I have heard is the girl that is actually dancing to put herself through school but cannot leave the business because they make too much money. I mean would you leave a job that is paying you a lot of money for an entry position job where you are looked down upon and treated basically as bad as a stripper is. I want the stigma that goes along with stripping to go away, that way we can get girls that basically pimp themselves out to get higher positions. Don’t get me wrong guys would do the same thing if they were in that position but getting a sex crazed supervisor/boss that would offer a guy a higher salary if he were to go down on her are few and far between. I mean, I would live on my knees if it would guarantee me a six figure salary by the time I was 30, but thats just me.

My point is that strippers are doing the same thing but just out in the open. Sure they have problems and are very easy to bed if you were to meet them for the first time out of the club. The problems do outweigh the good parts, but let me get this point across the positive aspects are usually only related to the bedroom, where your mind will be blown. The negative parts are that the girl is in all likely-hood fucking crazy and will want to make you fucking kill yourself, but the same thing can be said about any quote-on-quote normal girl. 

So my conclusion is that hooking up with a stripper can be fun for a few months but make sure that you are the trusting type because dropping off a girl at work that consists of her taking off her clothes and grinding on some dudes lap for 6 hours can be hard to swallow. 

Here are some videos of wannabe strippers 

Jessica Alba

Random Girls

Salma Hayek

Lindsey Lohan

Baseball is Backl

Baseball is back! The sport that carries people through the summer months. No major sport has as many months by itself without any real competition. Even the NFL respects baseball enough not to air games
while sunday night world series baseball is being played. Another year of 162 games of dust, blood, guts, and sweat is among us, and I for one could not be happier. I’m actually really excited about this
year because my Blue Jays now have a really good shot of making the playoffs ahead of the hated Yankees and the once easy to cheer for but now getting overly annoying Boston Red Sox team. Why is it that
Boston fans always blamed Yankee fans for being extremely cocky but now Boston Fans are annoyingly cocky. I have never met a bunch of fans who will rant and rave about their home team when they are
winning, but when they are losing they are quiet as mice. Get a fucking clue, the Red Sox have won as many titles in the past 15 years as the Florida Marlins and the Toronto Blue Jays, who I might
add fielding their 1993 squad could kick the shit out of both Boston championship teams. See, I for one was cheering for Boston when they stormed back against the Yankees but in hindsight maybe I picked
the wrong team. Now to throw a Star Wars analogy at you people: cheering for the Red Sox reminds me of the election of Chancellor Palpatine and rapid way that he transformed the Republic, something that
was loved and cared for, into something as evil and reviled as the Empire. Any fan knows that Boston fans are absolutely the worst fans in all of sports. The sporting world is waiting for a rebel alliance
that can bring the Empire to its knees and take its rightful place on top. Hopefully my Blue Jays can do just that. Amd just to keep people entertained here are the women that love baseball (players).
Remember Derek Jeter has banged half these girls.

Oh yeah, Fuck you Derek Jeter

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