Obsession of the Week: Britain

This week all I could think about was Britain and it’s impending recession that is going to level that country. Just playing, all could think about is the hot pieces of ass that have come from that great little island. There are way too many to write about so I will concentrate on only the few that make me feel like jerking it. First since I already did a post on her I am not going to mention my angel Kate Beckinsale. I’m going to start of with an oldy but a goody, Rachel Stevens, this girl was the only good thing about that Spice Girl rip off S Club 7. The rest of the girls looked like her retarded cousins when she walked into the room, like posh she was the best looking of the bunch but the worst singer, and therefore the most popular.

The next girl that I am crazy over from England is Cheryl Tweedy. I always thought that girls with dimples where more cute than sexy but after laying eyes on Cheryl Tweedy, I stand corrected. The popular saying now a days is that Cheryl Tweedy is trying to be like Posh, and at first glance the similarities are abundantly present, but unlike Posh Cheryl Tweedy is still really sexy and that differentiates her in my books.

The final girl on the list is a little of a butter face but her body is too crazy for words. I, of course am talking about Jennifer Ellison, this slut has the greatest body that I have ever seen. If her face matched her body the world would implode upon itself, it would be that unreal. I remember seeing her in UK Maxim when they were ranking the hottest women ever adn she came in the top 20 at the age of seventeen. And her body was still F’n crazy.

Honorable Mentions:

Keeley Hazel

Kelly Brook

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Weekend Review: From Keeley to the Hottest Student Ever

The weekend review has a new look to it. I have decided to add some links because everybody likes links. Plus it is easier then uploading all the shit on the net, that motherfucker is big. but starting off first I’ve got to say that the pictures of Kim Kardashian withnout make-up do not look that bad. I can imagine meeting a girl that looks like Paris Hilton at a bar and after a few beers she might even look good enough to take home: I could also imagine having to bite my arm off at the shoulder when I wake up beside that horrid beast when the make-up is rubbed all over my pillows and sheets and the beer has worn off. Now Kim Kardashian is a face that I wouldn’t mind waking up to, now the only problem I have is finding a way to get her off the black cock (looking down), never mind.

I would also like to say that the US government said a big “Fuck You” to my man Wesley Snipes. Although not the best actor he was always an above average action star and it crazy that he has to spend 3 years in Jail. So long hombre.

And for the girl that drove me wild for about a week after I saw her in Wild Things, Denise Richards was looking hot for a fifty year old, wait she’s how old, never mind that she is still hot.

 

She’s back, Keeley Hazel showing the younger sluts how its done

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I wish girls looked like this when I went to College

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This Girl was rated number 7 in the world, WTF???

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The fucker who laughed in every SNL skit gets a job

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Amy “looks like death itself” Winehouse has juice now

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Alicia Keys is a sexy racist

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John Travolta is forced out of the closet by his mustache

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