The Hills = Best Show on TV

I came up with an equation the other night that ranks The Hills as being the best show on TV. Listen carefully because this equation is complicated, it took me about five minutes to do the calculations and that is only because I am somewhat of a genius. It goes a little something like this, Lauren + Audrina + Whitney + Heidi – Lauren’s friend/ male douches = Best Show on TV. Now let me explain the way I came up with this, I was flipping through the channels when Audrina and Lauren caught my eye, they aren’t that hot but they do rank as solid 8 out 10’s. So I began thinking back, how many shows feature so many girls that I would throw it to? The answer not many, in fact I can’t think of a show that is about nothing that has so many girls that I would bang. And on the plus side sometimes those douches that nail the girls on the show say something funny that justifies them being on the show, other then teaching men everywhere how to treat spoiled rich girls, for the layman that is treat them like shit and they will always come back for more.

**update: on second thought after quickly scanning the photos below I have downgraded my initial rating of an 8 to between a 7-7.5; still equals best show ever though

Tila Tequilla Equals the American Dream

I remember stumbling across the MTV show “Shot at Love” and thinking who is this girl and why does she warrant a TV show of her own. I ended up Googling her later that day and after enjoying the work she did in the nude I decided to Wiki her and found out that she made her money with the only thing that is guaranteed to make money in this world, her tits and ass. These types of women make me feel good inside, they know that the only way that they are going to succeed in life is to play off the fantasy of men out there and guess what, it has been proven again, the bitch got her own TV show because men wanted to give it to her. These types of women usually just become strippers making more money than most of us for 6-7 years, but then get spit out by the industry looking on the outside how they feel on the inside. Give Tila credit for using the technology available to her for making her money.

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