Weekend Review: From Keeley to the Hottest Student Ever

The weekend review has a new look to it. I have decided to add some links because everybody likes links. Plus it is easier then uploading all the shit on the net, that motherfucker is big. but starting off first I’ve got to say that the pictures of Kim Kardashian withnout make-up do not look that bad. I can imagine meeting a girl that looks like Paris Hilton at a bar and after a few beers she might even look good enough to take home: I could also imagine having to bite my arm off at the shoulder when I wake up beside that horrid beast when the make-up is rubbed all over my pillows and sheets and the beer has worn off. Now Kim Kardashian is a face that I wouldn’t mind waking up to, now the only problem I have is finding a way to get her off the black cock (looking down), never mind.

I would also like to say that the US government said a big “Fuck You” to my man Wesley Snipes. Although not the best actor he was always an above average action star and it crazy that he has to spend 3 years in Jail. So long hombre.

And for the girl that drove me wild for about a week after I saw her in Wild Things, Denise Richards was looking hot for a fifty year old, wait she’s how old, never mind that she is still hot.

 

She’s back, Keeley Hazel showing the younger sluts how its done

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I wish girls looked like this when I went to College

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This Girl was rated number 7 in the world, WTF???

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The fucker who laughed in every SNL skit gets a job

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Amy “looks like death itself” Winehouse has juice now

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Alicia Keys is a sexy racist

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John Travolta is forced out of the closet by his mustache

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Most Overrated Sex Symbol: Paris Hilton

It is no secret that I despise Paris Hilton and all of the attention that she gets. I think the girl is average at best and thats only because she is such a slut. Its a known fact that an average looking girl can climb a few points higher if and when she becomes a slut, because lets face it, sluts are in high demand. That is a reason that strip clubs are so big, girls with shitty self esteem slut it up and get the attention that they want. Of course its funny that the only attention that they get is from men with such low confidence that they have to pay for a woman to sit and talk to them, wink wink.

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Emma Watson is Legal and Rich

For the Harry Potter fans out there who always felt a little weird for lusting after Emma Watson, she is finally legal but that does not make you any less perverted. She also finally got control of the fortune she made for the HP films. She isn’t the best looking girl, in my opinion the perverts that lusted after Lohan when she was underage had better taste but to each their own. It is only a matter of time before we see her in a video where she is covered in cocaine while an orgy is happening in the background, or maybe not what do I know? Actually I predict that she does not collapse with access to all that money, because for one she is English and Paris Hilton is on the wrong continent, ask Lindsey Lohan how much she wished that was true for her career. Ah well, here’s hoping that I am wrong and she is caught snorting coke off a dude’s cock while he films her with his camera phone. 

Here she is thanking all her fans. Acting all innocent before shit hits the fan.