Obsession of the Week: Britain

This week all I could think about was Britain and it’s impending recession that is going to level that country. Just playing, all could think about is the hot pieces of ass that have come from that great little island. There are way too many to write about so I will concentrate on only the few that make me feel like jerking it. First since I already did a post on her I am not going to mention my angel Kate Beckinsale. I’m going to start of with an oldy but a goody, Rachel Stevens, this girl was the only good thing about that Spice Girl rip off S Club 7. The rest of the girls looked like her retarded cousins when she walked into the room, like posh she was the best looking of the bunch but the worst singer, and therefore the most popular.

The next girl that I am crazy over from England is Cheryl Tweedy. I always thought that girls with dimples where more cute than sexy but after laying eyes on Cheryl Tweedy, I stand corrected. The popular saying now a days is that Cheryl Tweedy is trying to be like Posh, and at first glance the similarities are abundantly present, but unlike Posh Cheryl Tweedy is still really sexy and that differentiates her in my books.

The final girl on the list is a little of a butter face but her body is too crazy for words. I, of course am talking about Jennifer Ellison, this slut has the greatest body that I have ever seen. If her face matched her body the world would implode upon itself, it would be that unreal. I remember seeing her in UK Maxim when they were ranking the hottest women ever adn she came in the top 20 at the age of seventeen. And her body was still F’n crazy.

Honorable Mentions:

Keeley Hazel

Kelly Brook

Madonna Fools the World

I came across a lot of articles today proclaiming that Madonna is an amazing musician and giving her all the credit for her career. I’m here to point out something that is painfully clear to anybody that is not gay or a women, Madonna is her generations version of Britney Spears. She is an overrated songstress who has succeeded mainly due to the hard work of her producers and image handlers. She has a terrible voice, can’t dance and looks like shit. When people are talking about good music they should not even think about Madonna. Here’s a quick list of real musicians that should be ashamed that people consider the dribble that Madonna releases music; Michael Jackson, Prince, Elton John, Led Zeppelin and so on. Even Amy Whinehouse is a better musician than Madonna can ever hope to be. I will give her some credit though, she can take what is hot, steal it, incorporate it into her own music, making it shit as a result, example her rapping in American Life, her teaming with the hottest producer out right now Tim. She tries to stir controversy just so that she seems like a big deal. Guess what, any real music fan knows that she is great at marketing her shit but her shit is just that, shit! So if most women and gay people want to be taken seriously when it comes to their taste in music please start worshipping someone that at least has some musical talent, say Elton John, he’s gay right?