Obsession of the Week: Britain

This week all I could think about was Britain and it’s impending recession that is going to level that country. Just playing, all could think about is the hot pieces of ass that have come from that great little island. There are way too many to write about so I will concentrate on only the few that make me feel like jerking it. First since I already did a post on her I am not going to mention my angel Kate Beckinsale. I’m going to start of with an oldy but a goody, Rachel Stevens, this girl was the only good thing about that Spice Girl rip off S Club 7. The rest of the girls looked like her retarded cousins when she walked into the room, like posh she was the best looking of the bunch but the worst singer, and therefore the most popular.

The next girl that I am crazy over from England is Cheryl Tweedy. I always thought that girls with dimples where more cute than sexy but after laying eyes on Cheryl Tweedy, I stand corrected. The popular saying now a days is that Cheryl Tweedy is trying to be like Posh, and at first glance the similarities are abundantly present, but unlike Posh Cheryl Tweedy is still really sexy and that differentiates her in my books.

The final girl on the list is a little of a butter face but her body is too crazy for words. I, of course am talking about Jennifer Ellison, this slut has the greatest body that I have ever seen. If her face matched her body the world would implode upon itself, it would be that unreal. I remember seeing her in UK Maxim when they were ranking the hottest women ever adn she came in the top 20 at the age of seventeen. And her body was still F’n crazy.

Honorable Mentions:

Keeley Hazel

Kelly Brook

Most Overrated Sex symbol: Maria Sharapova

In a new weekly column I have created I have chosen to focus my attentions on the worlds most overrated sex symbols. My first choice is non-other than tennis sweetheart Maria Sharapova. Lets be reasonable, no she is not ugly, she has a killer body, but she is far from gorgeous. She is a poor man’s Anna. The only reason that she is getting any attention is that she came in when the female tennis world was being dominated by dogs. Ever since the early 2000, there had been no female tennis player ranked no. 1 that could even be remotely classified as hot. Continue reading

Baseball is Backl

Baseball is back! The sport that carries people through the summer months. No major sport has as many months by itself without any real competition. Even the NFL respects baseball enough not to air games
while sunday night world series baseball is being played. Another year of 162 games of dust, blood, guts, and sweat is among us, and I for one could not be happier. I’m actually really excited about this
year because my Blue Jays now have a really good shot of making the playoffs ahead of the hated Yankees and the once easy to cheer for but now getting overly annoying Boston Red Sox team. Why is it that
Boston fans always blamed Yankee fans for being extremely cocky but now Boston Fans are annoyingly cocky. I have never met a bunch of fans who will rant and rave about their home team when they are
winning, but when they are losing they are quiet as mice. Get a fucking clue, the Red Sox have won as many titles in the past 15 years as the Florida Marlins and the Toronto Blue Jays, who I might
add fielding their 1993 squad could kick the shit out of both Boston championship teams. See, I for one was cheering for Boston when they stormed back against the Yankees but in hindsight maybe I picked
the wrong team. Now to throw a Star Wars analogy at you people: cheering for the Red Sox reminds me of the election of Chancellor Palpatine and rapid way that he transformed the Republic, something that
was loved and cared for, into something as evil and reviled as the Empire. Any fan knows that Boston fans are absolutely the worst fans in all of sports. The sporting world is waiting for a rebel alliance
that can bring the Empire to its knees and take its rightful place on top. Hopefully my Blue Jays can do just that. Amd just to keep people entertained here are the women that love baseball (players).
Remember Derek Jeter has banged half these girls.

Oh yeah, Fuck you Derek Jeter

The Utter Uselessness of People’s Beliefs

Vogue Cover

 

I came across the cover of vogue with Lebron James and Giselle. I am not into art but I am into large black men dominating skinny, white (actually latin) models, I call it retribution for two hundred years of slavery and about 150 more years of being treated as the lesser of two people. But there is good news on the way, in the past few years, Latinos have officially taken over as the prominent minority.

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