Elisha Cuthbert Turns on Maxim

The Canadian hottie who has disappeared from the face of the world, or something like that according to me, has decided to grace the cover of maxim. I guess she got tired of banging Leo’s friends and mediocre hockey players, and has decided to try her hand again at a career that was heating up before she lost her mind and began slutting it up across Hollywood. Here’s hoping that the old Elisha comes back and takes back her crown as Canada’s hottest export.